| 1960: |
Born. |
| 1961-1982: |
Grew up. Did non-moviemaking
stuff. |
| 1983-1985: |
Worked with NASA as Aerospace
Engineer. Started writing scripts part-time for no money. |
| 1986-1987: |
Started
writing scripts full-time for no money. |
| 1988-1990: |
Wrote for first two seasons of THE
WONDER YEARS.
Nominated for Emmy, Humanitas, and Writers Guild Awards.
Won Humanitas and Writers Guild. Lost Emmy to pilot
of
"Murphy Brown" but I'm not bitter anymore especially since show never
lived up to its potential.
Wrote the first two TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES movies.
Became (temporarily) rich, but with occasional pangs of guilt. |
| 1991-1992: |
Tried to elevate the quality of films
coming out
of Hollywood by rejecting all script assignments and writing only on
spec. I.E., Obscurity and Unemployment. |
| 1993-1995: |
Ran away to Europe for a few months,
returned, wrote first play.
Ran away to Asia for a few months, returned, directed first short. |
| 1996: |
Stopped running long enough to get in
line to write a feature film version of "I Dream Of Jeannie".
BLINK! Next. |
| 1997-1999: |
Completed Quest for Seven Continents
with travels
to Africa, Australia, South America, and Antarctica (whiter even than
The Blank Page). |
| 2000-2002: |
Solidified reputation as International
Man of Leisure. Blew it by writing a book in here somewhere. |
| 2003-2005: |
Nap. |
| 2006 |
Pangs of guilt concerning sudden
wealth now a distant memory, began making "42 STORY HOUSE". |
| 2007 |
Achieved Complete World Domination.
(Pending) |
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| *Truth in
Advertising:
This isn't really how I look anymore. This is an
old passport photo,
taken about 10 years ago. Why use this picture?
Because I
like it. It reminds me of when I was traveling about the
world.
Besides, you'll see enough of the real me in "42
STORY
HOUSE". |
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