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You start by clicking the little "Buy Now" button above (actually, you start by having $10 of disposable income, but we'll get to that in a second) or at the bottom of each page.

This takes you to a secure PayPal page to make your (measly) $10 payment, which you can choose to fund in a number of ways, including any major credit card (you don't need a PayPal account).
Please Note:  Your (measly) $10 purchase price includes everything.  That's right, it
- Includes Shipping!  [USPS 1st Class Mail]
- Includes Handling!  [When I put it in an envelope]
- Includes a short blessing of thanks!  [Subject to availability]


Please Note #2:  The entire payment process is handled through PayPal.  I never see any of your financial information.  PayPal handles the entire transaction via their own secure servers, credits my account, then provides me with your mailing address so I can ship you your DVD.
And for all you potential buyers outside the U.S., the (measly) $10 purchase price includes International Shipping as well!

Though many of the shorts are dialogue free (and thus can be enjoyed by anyone), I figured I'd eat the additional mailing costs for international buyers as a way to foster worldwide understanding through the universal language of laughter and, of course, increase volume sales.

What You Get

(or The Economics of Independence)

Obviously, I'm a one man shop.  I really have to try to keep unit costs down to have any chance of swinging a profit here.  What this means is the following:

What You Get


What You See Is What You Get:


1.  The "42 STORY HOUSE" DVD

- I should point out that this is a replicated (or pressed) disc, not a duplicated (or burned) copy.  Replication is the process used to release Hollywood movies on DVD.  It costs a little more, but it ensures your DVD will play on nearly every DVD player (or computer) Out There.

- I should also point out that the simple, black-and-white, on-disc printed label was a creative choice, in that full color printing would have created a 20% increase in per disc cost.

- I should finally point out that the disc contains the movie only.  There is no "behind the scenes" documentary, no commentary track, no extra features whatsoever.  I had a hard enough time authoring the movie itself.  I used the available disc space to optimize picture and sound quality (fine, go ahead, snicker - but I did!).  Wait - there's a menu system!  Score!

     But wait, there's more!

2.  A Paper Sleeve with Amazing See-Thru Window

- The perfect way to store and/or display your oft-viewed copy of "42 STORY HOUSE".

- Thin, lightweight, and avoids the need for time-consuming prying open of ugly plastic DVD case.

     Order now and receive this incredible bonus!
3.  Your Very Own Cardboard Mailer

- For those who enjoy the additional security and elegance of cardboard, this mailer provides the perfect second home for "42 STORY HOUSE".  No additional charge!


     Seriously, PayPal's taking a cut, the U.S. Postal Service is taking a cut, Uncle Sam is taking a cut...

     ...believe me, your measly $10 is a lot more measly by the time it reaches me.

Refund Policy:

Hahahahaha.  Good one.

Officially, I have a No Refunds policy.

Unofficially, if you told me a real good sob story, I'd probably cave.

Conclusion:

No, I don't really expect to sell a lot of DVD's.  Making the movie itself was the Main Point.  Making enough money to finance the next one would be nice, but that's up to you now.

And if that sounded noble and/or pitiful enough to pry (a measly!) $10 from your wallet, then my work here is done.


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Questions?  Comments?  (Hey-I'll-show-this-Todd-guy-a-thing-or-two-about) Comedy? todd@42storyhouse.com